Life According to Allison: EPIC!

This made me burst out in a silent library! :S

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Famous Quotes

[In the kitchen]
Mom: Now you know what type of dishes to cook for your children.
Ally: Slow down ma! I don't even have a boyfriend and already you are thinking about grandchildren!

[Lunch Break - Tharindu finally understands the joke after a long time]
Andrew: So slow.
Ally: Why Andrew, are you fast today?
Andrew: Huh?

[During DT lesson]
Val: Gabz... Gabz! Gabz?
Andrew: Stop calling me Gabz!
Val: *sweet tome* Gabriella!
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Ally: Hey Gabz, how do you say this? (Oxo)
Andrew: I don't Know.
Ally: Just say it!
Andrew: No, later you add to my vocabulary.
[Ally, Siti & Val burst out laughing]

[TOK Lesson 13.10.09]
Tharindu: You know, your ears can tell your innocence.
Nyssa: Really?
[Tharindu looks at Ally]
Ally: Why are you looking at me like that? Are my ear not virgins anymore?

[Lunch break]
Siti: Andrew, why don't you play any instruments?
Andrew: I got flute at home?
Ally: Do you know how to play?
Andrew: No.
Val: Aiyah so easy only, just blow it and put your finger on the hole!
[Ally randomly laughs]
Ally: You know Val, if you were yellow minded, that would have sounded SO wrong!

17.11.09
Background Information: Tharindu made a promise in front of 4 witnesses that he will not SWEAR for a week...
[Lunch break]
Nur: Hey did Tharindu swear today?
Ally: I don't know... But OH! The other day he swore on facebook!!
Thar: WHAT? NOOOO!!! You're lying!!
Ally: No I'm not! You said 'f u' to me!
Thar: [thinking] Oh yeah I did... But that was because you started it!!!
Ally: I didn't say anything bad! [long pause] I just insulted you!
[Nur laughs until she chokes]
Nur: I choked because I was about to laugh and then when you said that I laughed!
Ally: [laughs] So it's like a double laughter... You laugh on top of your laugh!

29.11.09
[Not stating any names ;)]

#1: i can't bark its in my mouth
#2: you're hurting him!
#1: get it out
#2: too big for you :P
#1: its biigger than my face
#2: just shove it into your mouth, I’m sure he won’t mind – I mean the whole thing ah
#1: he likes it all right – no...it will go down my throat

30.11.09
[At Diana's for TOK rehearsals - ordering McDonald's for snack]

Cheryl: I want 2 apple pies! And...
Ally: Me too apple pie for me!
Tharindu: I want a Happy Meal!
May Anne: How does a Happy Meal make you happy?
Tharindu: Erm, the toys?
Cheryl: But if it's a toy of freaky High School Musical people then that wouldn't make me happy - I'd die and I'll sue McDonald's for it!!

SO TOK :P

28.01.10
[Lunch Break]

Tharindu: Guess who I'm going to the Social as?
[Long pause...]
Tharindu: SNOW WHITE!!
[A cluster of laughs]
Ally: Don't you mean Snow BLACK?
[Another cluster of laughs, only louder and stronger]
Ally: But wait, that'd be an oxymoron because snow can't be black!!
[Tharindu has one of his seizure-like laughs]

08.02.11

At the Mall Arcade, K-boxing

Ally, Nur & Val: [singing] Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, don't chaaaaaa~

Ally: Let's change song...

William: Oh thank God!

[Baby by Justin Bieber starts playing]

Ally, Nur & Val: [singing] Ohh wooaah... Ohh wooaah...

William: O.o!

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Previous song: Smack That by Akon & Eminem

Ally & Nur: [singing] One, 21 guns, lay down your arms, give up the fight...

Nur: I can't relate to this song!

William: Oh and ass-smacking can?!

11.02.11

Adam: I swear! I was this close to deleting my LoL.

Valerie: You guys and your video games! You got LoL, World of Warcraft, COD, Black Ops...

William: [cuts in] COD is Black Ops.. BLASPHEMY!

MANY MORE :D.

Life According to Allison

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

EPIC!

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